$CRYM — It’s Crime Season! The Pipe Stays In.
A memecoin forged from the greatest tabloid headline of all time. No whitepaper. No prayers. Just pure community-driven chaos.
The Legend of $CRYM
Once upon a headline, a pipe, and some very shiny crystals, the Greater Memecoin Police tried to lock up the fun. The community responded the only way that makes sense on-chain: we tokenised the chaos. Welcome to $CRYM—where scandal meets liquidity and the sermon is on the blockchain.
Unholy Utility
No roadmap. No promises. Radical transparency: it’s a meme.
Community First
Liquidity of laughs. Holders write the next chapter.
Greater Memecoin Police
They tried. We complied—with more memes.
Tokenomics
• Supply: 1,000,000,000 $CRYM
• Allocation: 100% to the people. No vesting. Just vibes.
How to Buy $CRYM
1. Get a Wallet
Install pump.fun preferred wallet.
2. Fund It
Bridge/buy the chain’s native token for gas + swaps.
3. Swap
Then click buy button below
The Roadmap
Phase 1: Confession
Launch, LP, memes, community raids, DEX listing.
Phase 2: Redemption
CEX apps, sticker packs, meme contests, charity vote.
Phase 3: Ascension
Merch, on-chain games, and a sermonizer bot for X.